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Little Europe in Thailand- Khao Yai (first posted on thebarefootfoodie.org - 6 Jan 2018 )

 

Little Europe in Thailand- Khao Yai

We had a tall order from a grand dame ( D ) celebrating her 80th birthday in  2017  – she did not want a grand birthday party but a vacation with the family instead; and it has to be a place she has not been to before. That was my mother-in-law’s request. So it was decided we go somewhere not too far away – with tropical weather, chartered transport, available food of all genres, with sufficient entertainment to keep everyone happy. Where in the world? We found the answer in Khao Yai ( Big Mountain )

Khao Yai is a National Park with UNESCO status just 3 hours by road from Bangkok. For the nature lover, it is a site for scenic hiking trails and animal spotting in their natural habitat. For the more sedentary like most of us, it is a themed wonderland of little Europe with lots of food, fun and activities for all kids from 1 to 80 and beyond…

Food, Wine, Vineyards and Other Eclectic Offerings

PB Valley, a vineyard with dining on the terrace, called Hornbill’s Grill, though we didn’t spot any!
Green Thai Curry with Prata
The ubiquitous Tom Yum soup – yummy indeed!

Khao Yai boasts of 2 vineyards, PB Valley and GranMonte which conduct wine tours and tastings. We booked a tour with GranMonte and were suitably impressed with their state-of-the-art facilities and setup. However, the wines we tasted at both the vineyards fell short of expectations. They will have a lot of catching up to do, to compete with the big boys of the grapevine.

Ready for the harvest?
All aboard on the wine trail
Sniff, Swirl, Sip

The best way to get around is to hire a car with driver that picks you up from Bangkok, be at your disposal in Khao Yai for up to 8 hours a day, and conveniently drops you off at Bangkok to catch your flight back.

In A Festive Mood at Toscana Valley
Happenings at Toscana Village

We stayed at La Casetta by Toscana Valley in a four-bedroom villa which can accommodate all 6 of us , with space to spare. It came equipped with a basic kitchen, good for preparing simple breakfasts.

Breakfast with a view
Our cosy home away from home

Khao Yai has no shortage of good places for the palette and Midwinter Green did not disappoint.

Midwinter Green, with a surreal charm under the moonlight and the setting for a lovely dinner
Juicy and tender ribs
Squid grilled to perfection

There was something to munch, nibble or wash down at every stop, well, almost…

This was not much of a “Chocolate Factory” as it claims, but still, a pleasant stopover for a sugar load.
We folks have sweet tooths
Happy Birthday to the Sim Sibs
Came here for the corn but got “corned” instead
Tsk, tsk, guys, find yourself another job
See what I mean?
No baby corn but coconut ice-cream will do instead

Thames Valley with a distinctly English flavour, provided a pleasant late morning interlude. Yes, what you see is where you can stay.

Oh, so English!
In an English Tea room called The Castle

 

Toasties with tea flavoured caramel sauce
Just One More for the Road

One very memorable and unique dining experience was at Ban Mai Chay Museum and Restaurant by the river. The food was passable but the ambience was something to be savoured. You walk into an endless myriad of nostalgic collectibles of all and sundry, giving new meaning to “maximalist”. It is something that needs to be seen to be believed and to gawk at.

At Your Service
Betty Boos
The Monkees revisited
Thumbs Up!
I want that table
River View
No jumping on or off this suspension bridge at Ban Mai Chay

More Attractions – Some Hits and Misses

Palio Village

This is a rather pretty shopping and entertainment “village” with an intended Tuscan vibe. Here, you can get your usual gift shops selling tacky tourist souvenirs, some inviting cafes, the rare shop with something to offer ( at last! ), a small but engaging ” Trick-eye museum, and we even found a push-cart selling coconut ice-cream which we couldn’t resist!

WIll do for now until you’ve seen the real Tuscany
Italy for a day
There’s always room for cake and a cuppa
The Past and Present? Look again!
Must remember to pose for that instagrammable moment even in the face of “calamity”
The Agony and the Ecstasy, no offence to Michaelangelo
Liberty to drink

Feed Alpacas at Primo Piazza

For 100 Baht, you get to pat, feed and indulge in selfie moments with these adorable ruminants of Peru and Chile, which hailed from half-way round the other end of the world ( along with some sheep and donkeys, which are almost irrelevant ) One only wonders why the “farm” setting” in Primo Piazza is made to look Italian instead of South American.

Just so you know the difference and go for the right one in your selfies
Spot the Alpaca, otherwise known as the most well-fed one

The Bloom, aka the gloom

You walk into Khao Yai’s “largest” flower garden, stretching over a “whopping 10 acres” ( as one reviewer gushed – and lied, as did many others! ) expecting, what else, but blooms. Instead, I’ll let the pictures tell the dismal story.

Weed, Flower or Human? Guess it’s all of the above
Wishful thinking. Thinking of Japan for some authentic blooms
Fake “blooms” doth a throne assemble for the grand Dame

Conclusion

G and I were only able to enjoy Khao Yai for three days, while L, A, R, D ( no pun intended ) lingered longer. All in, it was a delightful trip to bond with the extended family ( well, almost, except for one missing sibling ) with something for everyone. Khao Yai has lots to offer. I would definitely return to try out the rest of the attractions like being a hobbit for a day and staying in a shire, visit a dairy farm, check out more themed cafes, and maybe even attempt a hike ( gasp! )

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